i have this au in my head where the apocalypse never happened and lee divorced his wife instead of killing the guy who she was sleeping with, so clementine never really knew any of the people she’s met like she does in the game, but she’s ran into all of them living a normal…
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
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asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal